Me...and them

Well, for starters, like I said in the intro, I am a Boston Terrier, but let me set the record straight. I have no affiliation to anything Boston at all. I could care less about the RedSox, Bruins, Patriots or anything else that is wicked ahhsome. I am from Mountain Lake, Missouri. The Bald Guy (we'll call him Daddy) told me it is somewhere near St. Louis. Born in October of 2004, moved to the Memphis area soon thereafter.

Daddy...Don't know, don't care. As long as he lets me out to drain the main vain, he's good by me. Um..what else about Daddy...? Well at night you can usually find him on the couch watching the box that lights up, and when it is early in the morning, I mean so early I am not even ready to go out and pee yet, but he gets up and goes somewhere. When he comes home he smells like food!!MMMMMM.....

The Lady (we'll call her Mommy), she lies in bed with me alittle more in the morning than Daddy does, and she by far is the one I suck up to the most. I just show her the face and yours truly gets what he wants. She dresses real nice, but I have no idea what that means. Rule of thumb..give the most kisses to the one who feeds you...Mommy gets the most kisses!!!

And it Begins...

So with a little help from the bald man who dangles treats infront of me after I come in from making a steaming mud pie and the sassy lady who feeds me and gives me fresh water and who lets me use her as my personal pillow at night, I have decided to put my life out there for all my millions of fans to read. Ok, really this is just my humans way to keep in touch with everyone who doesn't live in the area. But instead of it coming from them, they decided to be cute and make it seem like it is actually me, Butters..a Boston Terrier. And while some of you may find it funny, I think it's a bit sad, let me remind you they feed me and the lady is a fantastic pillow, so it begins...